8 Quick facts everyone must know before whatching Dr. Who

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Posted by gabriels455 | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on February 23, 2014

1) don’t be afraid to rewind, the Doctor speaks very fast (and most of it is timey-whimy-wibbley-whobbley-gibberish)

2) the Doctor is the last of an alien race known as the Time-Lords who, when they die reincarnate into a new version: new personality, new style, new sidekicks.

3) Rose is the best you get. Don’t expect a better companion because none beat Rose, Mickey, and Jackie.

4) don’t skip Eccleston you’ll get some hate about him but you need to start right after the time war. Also you’ve gotta meet rose from the beginning.

5) the time war. The time war was fought between the Daleks and the Time-Lords throughout time and space

6) The Daleks are the Doctor’s age old enemy. They are a species that was so destroyed by radiation that they have to live in shells made of Dalekanium.

7) Don’t be nit-picky about good special effects, because the budget is very low. The story lines are worth it though.

8) Normal logic doesn’t work on the Doctor, so most things that are story holes to those ignorant and judgmental among us are just things that don’t apply to humans to the smart ones.

Bow ties are cool

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Posted by gabriels455 | Posted in fun | Posted on February 15, 2014

Blazing through the universe at the speed of a TARDIS, they travel on the tweed jacket of the greatest warrior ever known. Bow ties are cool!

First off bow ties are the symbol of dapperizm (dapperness?) across the universe. Think of a man in a tux and top hat with a neck tie, now think of him with a bow tie. Truly the man would be nearly four hundred per-cent as dapper. Likely the man in the neck tie could be described as dapper-in-the-way-that-a-rotting-squirrel-carcass-is-if-you-gave-it-a-hat (yum). Truly no gentleman has ever come forth with (I shudder to think) a bolo tie or something as hideously non-dapper as that.

Most importantly of all The Doctor thinks they are cool. I shouldn’t need to go on but for the terribly unenlightened souls not yet touched by the doctors old eyes and quirky demeanor. The doctor is the time traveling, “fantastic!” saying, fez wearing, sontaran clubbing, screwdriver blasting, “RUN!” yelling, cyberman lecturing super-Time Lord of the BBC, and gosh darn it if he says bow ties are cool they are COOL!!!

Bow ties have become the symbol of the 11th reincarnation of The Doctor throughout his time as The Doctor. There is no other way to say it, bow ties are cool.

(If you haven’t guessed I’m a Whovian) Sorry for writing this terrible post, bye

Wait… Wait

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Posted by gabriels455 | Posted in fun | Posted on February 10, 2014

PppffffftHAHahahaha I splutter through my orange juice at approximately 10:13 on a Saturday morning, listening to my favorite radio show. Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me is head-over-heels funny!

Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me is funny to me because I keep up with current events, they make lots of references to events like the Winter Olympics. To enjoy Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me you also need a (to say it frankly) tiny bit more complex style of humor. If your type of comedy is people slipping on ice and falling into puddles than go watch AFV or some vines. To like Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me you need to be able to sit through some boring parts to get through to the gold. Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me is about the funniest news stories of the week, whether they got good coverage or not. For the start of every episode they give a quote to some fan who called in who must decode who said it. The also pull in an expert on something/anything for every episode to play “Not My Job” a game where they must answer questions about very different things. For example this week the man who wrote the two volume book about Elvis Presley had to answer questions about K-pop, the Korean pop music that became popular with GANGNAM STYLE.. . You also learn some useless facts about anything I learned that some fans can recognize disguised K pop artists by their arms, and k-pop artists can’t eat or drink after 7:00 pm lest they get fat (or hydrated I’d imagine).

Anyway, Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me is on KUT at 10:00am every Saturday. It’s a lot more funny than I made it sound… trust me. So try it. Wait Wait will make you wet your pants– in a good way

sorry for writing this terrible post (i’ll be ending all of my posts with that from now on) bye

Today’s daily question of the random interval

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Posted by gabriels455 | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on February 9, 2014

Japanese _______’s are square to stack more easily

The Daily Question of the Random Interval is sponsored by Me Grocers, Myself Industries, and I Inc.

All answers will be answered by the answer-er in comments (answer)
sorry for writing this terrible post, bye

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