Posted by gabriels455 | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on February 23, 2014
1) don’t be afraid to rewind, the Doctor speaks very fast (and most of it is timey-whimy-wibbley-whobbley-gibberish)
2) the Doctor is the last of an alien race known as the Time-Lords who, when they die reincarnate into a new version: new personality, new style, new sidekicks.
3) Rose is the best you get. Don’t expect a better companion because none beat Rose, Mickey, and Jackie.
4) don’t skip Eccleston you’ll get some hate about him but you need to start right after the time war. Also you’ve gotta meet rose from the beginning.
5) the time war. The time war was fought between the Daleks and the Time-Lords throughout time and space
6) The Daleks are the Doctor’s age old enemy. They are a species that was so destroyed by radiation that they have to live in shells made of Dalekanium.
7) Don’t be nit-picky about good special effects, because the budget is very low. The story lines are worth it though.
8) Normal logic doesn’t work on the Doctor, so most things that are story holes to those ignorant and judgmental among us are just things that don’t apply to humans to the smart ones.
Posted by gabriels455 | Posted in fun | Posted on February 15, 2014
Blazing through the universe at the speed of a TARDIS, they travel on the tweed jacket of the greatest warrior ever known. Bow ties are cool!
First off bow ties are the symbol of dapperizm (dapperness?) across the universe. Think of a man in a tux and top hat with a neck tie, now think of him with a bow tie. Truly the man would be nearly four hundred per-cent as dapper. Likely the man in the neck tie could be described as dapper-in-the-way-that-a-rotting-squirrel-carcass-is-if-you-gave-it-a-hat (yum). Truly no gentleman has ever come forth with (I shudder to think) a bolo tie or something as hideously non-dapper as that.
Most importantly of all The Doctor thinks they are cool. I shouldn’t need to go on but for the terribly unenlightened souls not yet touched by the doctors old eyes and quirky demeanor. The doctor is the time traveling, “fantastic!” saying, fez wearing, sontaran clubbing, screwdriver blasting, “RUN!” yelling, cyberman lecturing super-Time Lord of the BBC, and gosh darn it if he says bow ties are cool they are COOL!!!
Bow ties have become the symbol of the 11th reincarnation of The Doctor throughout his time as The Doctor. There is no other way to say it, bow ties are cool.
(If you haven’t guessed I’m a Whovian) Sorry for writing this terrible post, bye
