Gabriel the Opinionistic's blog Tri-Daily Whatnot 

What is the most recently discovered cryptid. On a related note, what is a cryptid?

Write your answer in comments I dare you!

Real Steel, movies, and time-space reality itself are the topics of today’s discussion. Have you ever wondered if whatever was just done in your big budget blockbusters was possible, so have I. recently I watched the movie Real Steel, and it got me thinking, would it be possible by 2016 to have giant gory robots replacing giant gory men boxing? Would boxing become the favorite sport of many, and in the time it takes a robot to punch through a piece of scrap win over the children that boxing was too awful for prior. Also even if it was in the budget and the know how World Robot Boxing might not even be feasible as a sport. Zeus, the giant amazing death bot world champ would have already tanked the sport. There would be no WRB if no one even has a chance against Zeus, there would be no money in it. So in conclusion, movies are good and at least they abide by the 1st and last Gabe’s law of movie physics “there are no physics in movies”

Celebration West Ridge was so fun! I got my hair dyed and I fell over in the hamster ball. We popped balloons with darts. Celebration West Ridge (for those of you who are boring) is an annual event in which students and faculty may be as rowdy and sugar high as their heart desires.  I had a great time with my neon green, red, and black hair. At the very least half of West Ridge probably had a simultaneous sugar crash twords 5:00 last night. My friend Kyle pointed out about halfway through CWR that we would have been in about free period by then. It was odd with the high sugar levels ad the short classes, which really put off my internal clock. Good thing I have the weekend to put it right! Except I just woke up at 6:00 AM to run a five k (I got my PR BTW) and afterward a soccer game so signing off at 2:33 PM goodnight Austin!!! your favorite afro’d middle schooler

-Gabriel S.

In my opinion unicorns are dangerous and are to be hunted, but no one asked me.

In my opinion they shouldn’t waste time with “fabulizing” the names of flowertacular scented air freshener and just make one that smells like cooking onions, but no one asked me.

In my opinion there should be a button on every computer titled “no not in the URL box I meant to Google it”, but no one asked me.

In my opinion “I’m right you’re wrong be quiet”, but no one asked me.

In my opinion “I’m right you’re wrong be quiet” should be painted on all government buildings in Washington , but no one asked me.

In my opinion carbonated meat should be a thing, but no one asked me.

In my opinion the humble bicycle needs a second function, but no one asked me.

In my opinion we should have put more effort into cars befor releaseing them when hey were first invented so that if we were to use flying cars now we wouldn’t need to tear down ALL of the roads and ALL of the street signs, but no one asked me.